bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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