I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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