I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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