I am puke
You work out of a Hotel?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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