Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
