No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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