pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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