i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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