I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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