My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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