i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's shark week go big or go home
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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