You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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