from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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