I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize