dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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