I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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