New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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