OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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