The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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