he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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