no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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