It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The uberlube is also flammable
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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