Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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