my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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