have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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