We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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