I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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