No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
