living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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