If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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