I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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