He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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