Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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