GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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