What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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