I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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