Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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