You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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