I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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