I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
