dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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