k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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