Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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