I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i out mim tonsoeep
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