Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC