haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.