Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.