your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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