she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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