I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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