why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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