how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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