We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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