he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
