id be glad to
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish my penis had a tongue
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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