I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
