You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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