I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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