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And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink

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(906): And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink http://tfl.nu/999y

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(908): View more from New Jersey

All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.

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(908): All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me. http://tfl.nu/8azw

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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(931): Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex. http://tfl.nu/p49h

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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(502): So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut? (1-502): eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material. http://tfl.nu/j1ps

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

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(973): I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night. http://tfl.nu/b0w0

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(706): View more from Georgia

Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?

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(706): Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son? http://tfl.nu/k5tb

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(214): View more from Texas

Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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(214): Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life http://tfl.nu/rhcn

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(512): View more from Texas

He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.

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Yeah you should have just let that thought go.

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(512): He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay. (713): Yeah you should have just let that thought go. http://tfl.nu/ru9t

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises

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(336): I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises http://tfl.nu/6oog

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(937): View more from Ohio

Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.

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(937): Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh. http://tfl.nu/4hwq

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette

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(973): You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette http://tfl.nu/vrto

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(541): View more from Oregon

Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.

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(541): Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from. http://tfl.nu/7wq8

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(408): View more from California

Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship

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Last one there wins

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(408): Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship (817): Last one there wins http://tfl.nu/wuri

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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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(309): It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change. http://tfl.nu/p0m1

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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today

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(512): I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today http://tfl.nu/x2es

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