big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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