gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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